Okay... I think its time we lean about Crissi... ... Here goes, so fasten ur seatbelts and keep all hands and feets in the vehicle at all times... Thank you..........................
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Hello! My name is Cristofora Riccarda Moltisanti. The Italian version of
Christina Rebecca Moltisanti. But every1 calls me Crissi or Criss *last s optional*.

I was born in Lercara Friddi, Palermo, Siciliy. I was in a foster home there until I was 6.
I was adopted by a non-Italian family in Bensonhurst, Brookly. Shortly after that my
biological parents moved to the USA where they have a open adoption. I then with my adoptive mother, and grandmother moved to Bristol, TN to help take care of my elderly great-grandmother. She passed away in September '07. So me and my adoptive family
are moving back up north to Newark, New Jersey. *cought* excuse me I mean New Joisey in a few months. I talk with my hands, I wave a very heavy NY accent so I say, youse nsted of you, boiga nsted of burger, boid nsted of bird, joik nsted of jerk and coib nsted of curb, and how ya doin'?. When I moved to Bristol and started at my new middle school, kids made fun of my accent and name. I prefer my Italian name to American name. So I broke one kids nose. I have a very weird fettish with pizza,cannolis, sfogliatele, napoleon, cappuccino, expresso and Italian soda, goodfellas, the godfather, Al Pacino, Michael Imperioli, Marlon Brando, Joe Pesci, Robert DeNero,Andy Garcia, and the MAFIA. I speak my natural languages Sicilian and Italian, along with the languages I have learned witch include, English, Polish, Russian, Czech, German, French, Spanish, Hebew, Latin, Pig Latin, Greek, and Japanese. I'm leaning Chinese, And a number of slovak languages, I love to talk. I LOVE ROY ROGERS! Thought U needed to know that. and also Michael Imperioli is my future husband and father of my children... I can dream.... I'm Roman-Catholic. But Bristol, TN.VA Has no Catholic churches. Bastards :fork: I hate when people skip in front of me in line, I'ma gonna shoot them in the foot, and slappa they face-a. I LOVE John Gotti, Lucky Luciano, Al Capone, Ben Siegel, Meyer Lansky, and Carlo Gambino... And Michael Imperioli.... I wanna be a screen-writer. I listen to Frank Sinatra, and Mondo Marcio. I hate when non-Italians try to talk with there hands when they don't know which movement to use with a certain word. I make a damn good pizza. I love Sam Waterson's eyebrows. I love Michael Imperioli's nose. If I could vote I would vote for Rudolph Giulliani. I should have went to Roy Rogers more, and Paulie should have fucked Dale Evans. I love the Sopranos, and David Chase. I own a deck of cards that come from Bugsy Siegels Casino the Flamingo, they were used in actual game play there! I like aldente pasta. I put cheese in everything. I keep my hair brushed back and wear a suit. I wonder why people stare at me ? I'M GONNA MAKE HIM AN OFFER HE CAN'T REFUSE!!!!!!!!. I'ma gonna slappa your face-a. Mario and Luigi are very handsome. I love olive oil. Ghiradelli chocolate RULZ! I'm short! ANTONIO MEUCCI INVENTED THE TELEPHONE! NOT ALEXANDER GRANDBELL! Antonio just didn't have the 10$ to pay for the patent. CHRISTOPHER CLOUMBUS DISCOVERED AMERICA! I'ma gonna eat-a a cannoli.
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Just thoght My life story was good for a laff. I fail.... >_>